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From the Vault
A select dossier of representative work. Some matters dramatized. Some matters litigated. Some matters both.
Client: Walter H. White, Ph.D. & Jesse B. Pinkman
Allegations stemming from a multi-state investigation involving Los Pollos Hermanos and a person of interest known only as 'Heisenberg.' Conspiracy, distribution, RICO-adjacent.
All charges against my clients managed through a combination of selective recollection, attorney-client privilege, and a vacuum-cleaner repairman in Nebraska. No further comment.
Client: Craig & Betsy Kettleman
Bernalillo County Treasurer's office. Allegations of embezzlement to the tune of $1.6 million USD, most of which was located inside a vinyl-sided home, beneath a child's mattress.
Funds recovered. Plea entered. Wife took over the operation. I billed appropriately. Twice.
Client: Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca
First-degree murder. Strong evidence. Stronger client. Bail hearing of a lifetime — argued before a packed courtroom for a $7,000,000 cash bond, which my client posted with the polite confidence of a man who knew where the money was.
Bail granted. Client posted. Client subsequently became unreachable. (Hypothetically: I take no responsibility for any client's travel plans.)
And Also Representing:
BriefAggravated assault. Threatened compound fracture. Possible disappearance in desert.
OutcomeNegotiated down from 'capital offense' to 'one (1) broken leg, each.' A favorable settlement by any metric.
BriefPickpocketing. Aiding and abetting. Sitting on $7M worth of cash in a storage unit.
OutcomeVarious. Mostly favorable. Witness protection arranged, courtesy of an enthusiastic-but-fictional federal agent.
BriefPossession with intent to distribute. Sting operation. Brief talk-radio career.
OutcomeCooperator deal that — through a series of regrettable coincidences — never quite came together for the prosecution.
BriefSystematic elder fraud. Padded billing. Overpriced toiletries. The works.
OutcomeClass certified. Massive settlement on the table. Bigger firms tried to take it from me. (Long story.)
BriefCounty Treasurer embezzlement, see Case #2002-0317.
OutcomePlea entered. Brief sentence served. Tax-preparation side business launched on release. Branding TBD.
BriefVarious 'consulting' engagements of a non-specific operational nature.
OutcomeAll matters resolved without filings, without court appearances, and — most importantly — without follow-up.
All case summaries are dramatizations protected by the First Amendment, attorney-client privilege, and Mr. Goodman's vivid imagination. Past performance is not indicative of future verdicts. Some clients reachable only via tin can and string.
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That's the real deal — a regulation-size inflatable Lady Liberty, parked permanently on the office roof. Symbol of freedom. Magnet for foot traffic. Drag her around — she likes the attention.
*Inflatable not included with services. Available separately for an additional fee.
— Better Call Saul, S4E9 "Wiedersehen"
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